tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952069064670643819.post4483422476995872738..comments2023-06-10T06:19:28.892-05:00Comments on Why me, Saint Lidwina?: When Non-Coaches try to Coach MeSkate Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14099319126365762647noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952069064670643819.post-30353995459068134532014-08-11T15:51:45.006-05:002014-08-11T15:51:45.006-05:00Then you see them move onto a kid and start to coa...Then you see them move onto a kid and start to coach them because the kid won't talk back... LOLSkate Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14099319126365762647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952069064670643819.post-12507435301206265032014-08-11T15:49:56.833-05:002014-08-11T15:49:56.833-05:00Yes, the minor critiques are awesome as well... &q...Yes, the minor critiques are awesome as well... "You don't trust that back edge, you scraped a little." Yes, but that's a 18" scrape as opposed to the 5' scrape I used to make. But you weren't here for those 5am practices, were you. WERE YOU. Skate Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14099319126365762647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952069064670643819.post-43641772235871189132014-08-06T15:30:58.328-05:002014-08-06T15:30:58.328-05:00Me: "Is your coaching liability insurance p...Me: "Is your coaching liability insurance paid up?"<br />Them: "Bye!"Babbette Duboisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05721808053479678691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952069064670643819.post-1778303232341554902014-08-06T11:47:52.537-05:002014-08-06T11:47:52.537-05:00Ah, I get this all the time! Especially from peop...Ah, I get this all the time! Especially from people who don't do figures. It usually goes something like this...<br /><br />Adult skater of inflated importance: "Hey, that little bitty spot right there - you were off the line!" <br /><br />Me: "Uh, ok, but how was my edge before and after the turn? Seeing as how, you know, that is a major judging point?" <br /><br />Them: "Your three-turn was smooth!"<br /><br />Me: "That was a rocker."<br /><br />They skate off.<br /><br />Me: "Asshat."T. Sedaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09684101466551796470noreply@blogger.com