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"WARNING OF RISK: Ice Skating is intended to challenge and engage the physical, mental and emotional resources of the participant. Despite careful and proper preparation, instruction medical advice, conditioning and equipment, there is still a risk of serious injury, including but not limited to head injury, neck or back injury, wrist and ankle fractures, and other orthopedic injuries to limbs and joints. All hazards and danger cannot be foreseen. The very nature of ice skating is risky, including but not limited to slip and falls (HA!) colliding with other payers of varying degrees of skill (including being struck from behind), tripping on irregular ice surfaces, cuts from skate blades, inadequate or defective equipment, ill-fitting skates, failure in supervision or instruction, horseplay, carelessness, poor technique, poor conditioning, rule violations, striking a stationary object, premises defects outside the rink, and all other risks inherent to the sport of ice skating. In this regard, it must be recognized that it is impossible for the District to guarantee absolute safety."
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