Tomorrow is the earliest skating lesson yet. Coach and I were fretting over dates via phone, and she said that "if he doesn't have a problem with it, we can do morning."
"He won't have a problem with it," I said drily.
So I came home. "Stitch, we have a problem. Coach is taking a mini-vacation this weekend, so the only time you can see her is in the morning. Early. In the morning."
He glares at me. "What."
"That's what it is, and if you want to hit that goal of perfect program, then you'll be there. Get me?"
"So I have to skate before school?"
"Yes."
"But I'll be late for school!"
"No, you'll be early for school."
"That's even worse!"
Uh huh.
So, let's add this up. It will be:
Butt Crack of Dawn
and
Witch's Tit Cold
Which equals:
Wondered if we would see you @Crown this morning. Noisy boys skate with Xan from 7:30 to 8 on Fri AM.
ReplyDeleteNah, we were long gone by then. If Stitch would stop reading comic books past bedtime, then early morning ice wouldn't be so brutal. It was really boring, I would have loved to have someone to chat with! Are you going to have them do ice show?
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