It's here, and I'm so excited to get it home and give it a whirl! (It has a darning foot, and a zipper foot, and a drop in bobbin, and a self threading needle, and a this, and a that, and this cool other thing...)
All joking aside, I have a lot of admiration for Johnny Weir. That guy can skate, and anyone who owns himself the way Johnny does has my utmost respect. So, Johnny, if I didn't tease you it means I don't like you very much. Please don't be offended by the fact I named my sewing machine after you.