Apparently Boys like Black and Flames. http://fuzzysoakers.com/site/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=18&products_id=135 These Soakers look like a poodle in mid-seizure, yet this is the only listing in "Boys favorites" on this website. I showed these to Stitch.
"Look at these Soakers."
He made a face.
"Would you want a pair of these?"
He shook his head "no" so fast he nearly lost his Oreo.
Dear Figure Skating; Please stop treating boys as color impaired girls. Thank you.