Because I am a Game of Thrones fan...
My typical response when the Head Coach of a class directs all his instruction to his Kid private students, ignoring everyone else who paid just as much to be a part of the class:
It's not a mystery why Adults don't like to be in classes with Kids.
What Lessons feel like on Sub-Zero days:
Sorry, Coach, I am too cold to think.
When I can perform an element better than a Kid skater:
This is rare, but I love it when it happens.
When an element is proving especially difficult:
And there has been blood involved.
When your skate sharpener goes away for awhile and then tries to tell you about it:
I nearly *died* while you were gone!