Sunday, January 9, 2011

WTF is this?

Apparently Boys like Black and Flames. http://fuzzysoakers.com/site/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=18&products_id=135 These Soakers look like a poodle in mid-seizure, yet this is the only listing in "Boys favorites" on this website. I showed these to Stitch.

"Look at these Soakers."
 He made a face.
 "Would you want a pair of these?"
He shook his head "no" so fast he nearly lost his Oreo. 

Dear Figure Skating; Please stop treating boys as color impaired girls. Thank you.

9 comments:

  1. umm wow, that's horrible. I am sure you could easily make Stitch a much cooler pair of soakers.

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  2. I'm going to have to, his current soakers have been demolished. I don't know what it is with him and his feet...

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  3. On Friday I bought JoyBoy 1/2 price soakers at Rainbo. Super-cool alien pattern.

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  4. Beth- Nora wants those alien soakers so bad. Maybe she's a boy? (Personally, I think the terry ones with the grosgrain bottoms are the way to go. They don't get wrecked if you walk around in them, and they're way cheaper.)

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  5. Xan, that's what Stitch has. Deeee-molished. I'm thinking terry-lined heavy duty cotton canvas, with a cement overlayer.

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  6. SM, that's your next million! Heavy-duty walkable canvas, terry inside. Seriously, design, market, profit! Genius

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  7. Crap, I just got back from Vogue and forgot to check remnants for terry and canvas. I have a pattern in my head, let me get to know Johnny a little better and I'll try it.

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  8. You might have to do what I do: walk around in hard guards and only use the soakers for boot storage. I rarely walk around in soakers.

    BTW, those have got to be the UGLIEST soakers I have ever seen!!

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  9. I found some canvas and red thick cotton, I have an idea for a spin off of the Bunny Soaker... Mwuahahaha!

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